10 Very Good Reasons Why You Should Grow A Giant Beard
November 5th, 2008
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- It instantly turns any man into a badass
- Every beautiful woman you meet will want to touch, stroke and possibly frolic in yout amazing beard
- Great for Sledding
- It makes you appear smarter
- In times of crisis, people always flock to a bearded person
- It makes for a handy disguise
- In emergencies, it can keep you and your friends warm
- Easy Sailing
- You can hide things in it, such as weapons, tools, and snacks
- Good fir Smoke Signals
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