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I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties.

Things Thare Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk

• Cinnamon
• Indubitably
• Innovative
• Preliminary
• Proliferation

Things That Are VERY Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk

• British Constitution
• Loquacious Transubstantiate
• Passive-aggressive disorder
• Specificity

Thingts That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE To Say When You’re Drunk

• Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
• Nope, no more alcohol for me.
• Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
• Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
• Oh, just couldn’t. No one wants to hewar me sing.
• You’re right, I can’t jump over that table!

Picture by ChernobylBob

Never thought, it is that easy:

… do at least something funny, to make the cops laugh:

(via NTDWA)