Alcoholism

August 6th, 2012 | Posted by ClassicFun in pictures - (1 Comments)

Alcoholism

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I’m not an alcoholic…

January 8th, 2012 | Posted by ClassicFun in Fun - (0 Comments)

I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.

I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties.

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Things Thare Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk

March 11th, 2010 | Posted by ClassicFun in texts - (0 Comments)

Boozing in the Bathroom...

Things Thare Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk

  • Cinnamon
  • Indubitably
  • Innovative
  • Preliminary
  • Proliferation

Things That Are VERY Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk

  • British Constitution
  • Loquacious Transubstantiate
  • Passive-aggressive disorder
  • Specificity

Thingts That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE To Say When You’re Drunk

  • Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
  • Nope, no more alcohol for me.
  • Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
  • Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
  • Oh, just couldn’t. No one wants to hewar me sing.
  • You’re right, I can’t jump over that table!

Picture by ChernobylBob

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How to open a bottle of wine without an opener

May 11th, 2009 | Posted by ClassicFun in videos - (0 Comments)

Never thought, it is that easy:

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When you’re even to drunk for a police alcohol control…

April 20th, 2009 | Posted by ClassicFun in videos - (1 Comments)

… do at least something funny, to make the cops laugh:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB4wtETkfg4[/youtube]

(via NTDWA)

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