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A nice story, with surprising end:

In Stuttgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant.

It seems that Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, wanted a child badly, but Demetrius was told by a doctor that he was sterile.

So, Soupolos, after calming his wife’s protests, hired his neighbor, Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate her. Since Maus was already married and the father of two children, plus looked very much like Soupolos to boot, the plan seemed good.

Soupolos paid Maus $2,500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 different times, to impregnate Traute.

When his own wife objected, he explained, "I don’t like this any more than you. I’m simply doing it for the money. Try and understand."

When Traute failed to get pregnant after six months, however, Soupolos was not understanding and insisted that Maus have a medical examination, which he did.

The doctor’s announcement that Maus was also sterile shocked everyone except his wife, who was forced to confess that Maus was not the real father of their two children.

Now Soupolos is suing Maus for breach of contract in an effort to get his money back, but Maus refuses to give it up because he said he did not guarantee conception, but only that he would give an honest effort.

(Picture: After love making, ©Stoichiometry)

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Firefox Browser

If you met Firef0x, it’s all you can think about. She just puts so much stuff in your memory! Even tough she may drive you crazy, men find it hard to dump Firefox. It’s not beacause of herself It’s more because of the stuff she gets from that huge bunch of her admirers. All those gadgets you can use anytime while dating her makes your life so much easier. Oh, if only other women were so open for gifts…

Opera Browser

Slim, sexy and tough, she’ll be just for you if you’re into that kind of women. Seh’s really good in the bedroom, you’ll enjoy her performance.

She won’t led you inside tough, so full satisfaction is not guaranteed.

Safari Browser

She’s a hottie. You feel really cool beeing with her.

However, there’s something you may find frustrating about her – she brings her iFriends with her without asking you when you invite her home.

Chrome Browser

Etremely skinny, but very cool and friendly.

However, when it comes to bedroom, she’s very inexperienced and has little to offer

Forget about Kama Sutra, missionary style is all you can expect.

Internet Explorer

For most she’s the first woman they tried.

She’s really easy but can get you infected.

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10. . Women have breasts

Can you find the C? (Good exercise for the eyes!) I found the C and N almost instantly but the 6 was very hard! For a second I thought there wasn’t one there, but take my word for it, there is!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Once you’ve found the C. Find the 6!

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Once you’ve found the 6 Find the N! (it’s hard!!)

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