IBM Certified Administrator Certification Exams – Cognos TM1 10.1

January 24th, 2013 | Posted by ClassicFun in texts - (0 Comments)

This IBM certification is for the position of TM1 Administrator. A TM1 Administrator is in charge of the administration of the entirety of the IBM Cognos TM1 10.1 environment. Individuals who possess this certification are capable of functioning effectively in this position and as members of larger teams.

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Sexual Education with Apple Products

March 29th, 2010 | Posted by ClassicFun in sexy | texts - (0 Comments)

sex explainded with Apple Products

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Baby bunny eats a tiny flower

March 13th, 2010 | Posted by ClassicFun in animal and pet content | texts - (0 Comments)

Baby wild bunny eats a flower then washes its face.

Turn down your speakers volume, because there is an annoying sound in this video:

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Things Thare Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk

March 11th, 2010 | Posted by ClassicFun in texts - (0 Comments)

Boozing in the Bathroom...

Things Thare Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk

  • Cinnamon
  • Indubitably
  • Innovative
  • Preliminary
  • Proliferation

Things That Are VERY Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk

  • British Constitution
  • Loquacious Transubstantiate
  • Passive-aggressive disorder
  • Specificity

Thingts That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE To Say When You’re Drunk

  • Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
  • Nope, no more alcohol for me.
  • Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
  • Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
  • Oh, just couldn’t. No one wants to hewar me sing.
  • You’re right, I can’t jump over that table!

Picture by ChernobylBob

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The State of The Internet

March 8th, 2010 | Posted by ClassicFun in texts - (0 Comments)

Some stats about the Internet:


JESS3 / The State of The Internet from JESS3 on Vimeo.

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